“My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.”

“If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.”

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